Bliss Lounge & Massage

Greetings from Bangla Road, where Bliss Lounge & Massage is listed as a soapy massage that doubles as a cocktail bar. On paper the late hours (14:00–02:00, every day) and the central address are the selling points. The trouble is everything else. There is no rate card, no website and no booking channel, and the Google rating is 1.9 from 14 reviews. Those reviews talk almost entirely about the bar: weak drinks and arguments over the bill. Not one of them describes a massage. If you want a soapy in Patong, the venues in our Patong soapy guide publish far more. If you only want a quick drink while watching the street, a couple of reviewers found it fine for that, but check prices before you order.

Bliss Lounge & Massage is listed as a soapy massage with a cocktail bar, at 31 Bangla Road in the middle of Patong. Its listing tags it as a bar and a late-night venue, and it describes itself as combining massage with drinks.

That is about all that is published. There is no website, no menu of services, no rate card and no list of languages or payment methods. The Google reviews describe a street-facing bar on Bangla Road, a place to sit with a cocktail and watch the crowd go by. None of them mention the massage side, so we can't tell you what a session involves, how long it runs or what rooms there are.

If the massage is what you are after, treat this listing as unconfirmed and compare it with the venues in our Patong guide, which have rate cards and far more reviews.

No prices are published. Bliss Lounge & Massage has no rate card, no website and no booking channel on its listing, so there is no 'from' price to quote.

The only figures come from individual Google reviews, and they are about drinks rather than massage: one reviewer mentions a cocktail at 220 baht, another a charge to use the toilet and a minimum spend for card payments. Those are single reports, not a published price list, but they are a good reason to agree the price of anything before you order it and to keep small notes handy.

With no booking channel listed, the only way in is to walk up during opening hours. For somewhere you can compare prices before you leave the hotel, see the Phuket soapy massage guide or the wider happy ending guide for Phuket.

The address is 31 Bangla Road, Patong, so it sits on Patong's main nightlife strip between the beach and Rat-U-Thit 200 Pi Road. From most Patong hotels it is a walk; from Phuket Town, Kata or Kamala a Grab or tuk-tuk is the easy way over.

Hours: daily 14:00–02:00. That makes it one of the later listings on the strip, open well after most day spas have closed. There is no metro or train in Phuket; songthaews, Grab, tuk-tuks and scooters are how people get around.

Honestly, not many people, on what is published. It suits someone already on Bangla Road who wants a quick drink at a late hour and is happy to check every price first.

It doesn't suit anyone planning a massage evening: there is nothing on the record about the massage itself, no prices and a rating of 1.9 from 14 Google reviews. First-timers in particular will get more certainty from a venue with a rate card. Start with the Phuket city page or the Patong soapy shortlist instead. Wish you were here? Somewhere else on the strip, probably.

Bliss Lounge & Massage holds a 1.9 Google rating from 14 reviews, and the recent ones are overwhelmingly one-star.

The complaints repeat. Several reviewers say the cocktails were weak, watered down or mostly juice, and that they felt overpriced for the quality. Several also describe disputes over the bill that turned unpleasant, with reviewers saying they were asked to pay for drinks they hadn't finished or hadn't agreed to, and that staff threatened to call the police. A few say staff were unfriendly or rude. Two reviewers say they were drawn in from the street by an offer of free shots that didn't materialise as promised.

On the positive side, a couple of reviews call it fine for a drink and people-watching on Bangla Road, and older reviews simply say 'good'.

No review in the set mentions a massage at all, so there is nothing to report on the massage side.