Champions

Greetings from Phuket Town. Champions is about as bare as listings get: a soapy massage category and an address in the Night Plaza on Phoonpon Road, Talat Nuea. There are no published prices, no opening hours, no website, no booking channel and no Google rating or reviews. It suits someone already in Phuket Town who wants to look in on the way past and doesn't mind finding out everything at the door. It doesn't suit anyone planning ahead, comparing prices or travelling across the island for it. For that, the venues in our Phuket soapy guide publish rate cards, hours and review histories.

Champions is listed as a soapy massage in Phuket Town. Beyond the category and the address, nothing is published: no menu of services, rooms, languages or payment methods, and no Google reviews to draw themes from. Treat it as unconfirmed until you've seen it yourself.

No prices are published and there's no rate card, so there's no 'from' price to quote. Opening hours aren't published either, and no website or booking channel is listed. If you go, allow for finding it closed, and agree the price before anything starts. For published prices, see the Phuket soapy guide or the Phuket happy ending guide.

The address on its listing reads 74 Night Plaza, 168 Phoonpon Road, Talat Nuea, Phuket Town (the line also carries the name TheKissMassage). Phuket has no metro: from Phuket Town hotels it's a short walk, tuk-tuk or Grab; from Patong, Kata or Chalong, a Grab is the simplest way over the hill.

A traveller already in town and happy to take a chance. Everyone else will get more certainty from a venue with a track record: start with the Phuket directory, or if you're staying on the west coast, the Patong shortlist. Send a postcard if you find out more.